Blue Dub-a-Dee Dub-a-Dye

Now Hair... Every woman and possibly man will understand the hell of it! But hey it can be fun! The top left photo is before we began: Penguins hair needed lightening and her fringe trimmed - by a fair bit! Bear needed the inch long roots covered over! The top right is both of us sitting in the bath together waiting for our hair to develop! So we have now above everything bathed together... fully dressed with no water! 
The Michael McIntyre tops was from Matts old work promotion - Hello Wembly XD

Cut Fringe: Check!
Dye Blonder: Check!
Cover Roots: Check!

Dye Fringe Blue: ...CHECK!!!

- Bear & Penguin x x x

Fluffies commit Fraud too!

Lily, Lulu & Elie wanting to see if they looked better as a Bear, Bumble Bee or a Penguin. Or maybe they just had identity issues! 

Kari nibbling away his own Penguin body... he obviously wasn't a penguin. Penguins are just not fluffy enough, but Lions however - they are uber fluffy! Some say fluffilicious!

Lion Holly... RAWRRR
Penguin Bumble... Watt Watt Wat!
 Stumpy the Sleepy Penguin and the Grumpy Lion!!!

This is what would happen if they all disappeared to Blackpool...

- Bear & Penguin x x x

Meerkat Madness

Celia loves Meerkats like soo much.
Bear & Penguin now do not. Who could ever love such awkward little bundles of cute-evil-ness!
Awkward to make, Awkward to Decorate and very awkward to get them to stand up and stay!

Needless to say she really loved her cake and gave us some to share too. It was rather yummy! A successful mission for both Bear & Penguin!

Well the mission was fueled by cocktails nearer the end. What started off to make an "Alibi" energy drink taste nice resulted in a concoction of many many flavor to mask and smoother the evil taste that we started with. its not even that we started with it. It was nice for a second then you just wanted to chop off your taste buds and die. I think we ended up with about 5/6 drinks all mixed in with vodka at the end. We roped-in AJ as our third guinea pig... sometimes first if we didn't like the smell.

We had no choice... The Meerkats drove us to it we promise! They are evil!

We learnt a very valuable lesson through our time with these miniture minions of doom, shouting

 "I AM SHE'RAAHHH"

 whike whisking the mix is both very appropriate and helpful and highly recommended for all!

- Bear & Penguin x x x 

Bees Are Butch not Beautiful

(Penguins Bees & Heart, Penguin being a Butch Bee,
Penguin finishing off the outlines, Penguin & Bears Bees!)

Well they friggin are! Who said that they have to be all cute and buzzing! Maybe they wanna be different. Make rainbow honey and shag like sexes... who are we to judge!

Bear was teaching Penguin the art of sewing and embroidery. So we started with a simple bee. Cute, simple and a good start. Well we went from that to making a pillow hence the "Penguin Butch Pose". Arms were off ready for a floral pillow. She looks fab.
...And manly...

Since we finished the outlines we haven't touch them but one day when they least expect it we shall return to finish them! For good *Evil Shifty Eyes*

- Bear & Penguin x x x 

The Adventure that Never Was

adventure [ad-ven-cher]

Noun

1. An exciting or very unusual experience.
2. Participation in exciting undertakings or enterprises.
3. A bold, usually risky undertaking; hazardous action of uncertain outcome.

                            ........This didn't happen.

The rather genius plan........

We have a mutual brother-in-law called Adam or informally AJ. Him and a small group of his friends get together once a week for a nerdy role-play game. But being us we choose to invade the group, mingle with the madness! They do love us - i think they find us somewhat entertaining at times. We were invited again for the following session (Wednesday 6th February 2013).

Our genius plan was epic on an entirely awesome scale. We baked and baked a beautiful cake. A simple replica of the previous week. 

See isn't it just delightful!?! We were planning to arrive in onesies only to reveal a very, very cunning surprise... along with the uber-delicious scrumptious cake of nomminess.

And what revealing genius plan do you ask? Well everybody loves matching outfits right!?! We previously had the same jeans and same t-shirt. But we went out and got matching jackets and pretty similar shoes. Obviously we were super excited and tried it all on. We were prepared! We were going to freak them right out after our onesie strip-off! 

Nerds + Nerdy Role Play Game = OK

Nerds + Nerdy Role Play Game + 2 Females + Onesies + Stripping + Matching Outfits = Awesome!

Nerds + Nerdy Role Play Game + 2 Females + Onesies + Stripping + Matching Outfits + HANDMADE THEMED CAKE = UnBEARable Awesome beyond believe.

I know i don't know how we come up with these things either. Some people have it and some don't!

BUTT - DUN DUN DUNNN!!!

What did happen........

Mr Adam had his shifts changed beyond his control. 
So it was officially over. 
No onesies. No stripping. No Freaky Matching Outfits. NO CAKE! 

No nerdy human interaction for Bear & Penguin...

The world was over as we knew it.

So we sit and ponder in a state of disbelief and sadness. What could we do??

Matching Outfits...

But what on earth could we do with these now!?! No nerdy freak outs... no nothing. 

Genius plan = BOOMMM 

Bear & Penguin =    *('-',)*   :'(  SADNESS   )':   <(*, )

- LOVE BEAR & PENGUIN X X X